{"product_id":"drunk-a-hat","title":"Drunk A$$ Vintage Foam Trucker Hat | Structured Mesh-Back Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWE ALL HAVE THAT FRIEND. 🍻😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe one who says, \"I'm only having ONE.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree hours later, they're giving relationship advice to strangers, telling the bartender their entire life story and insisting they're perfectly fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlot twist: YOU might be that friend.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cspan\u003eDrunk A$$ Trucker Hat\u003c\/span\u003e, a vintage-inspired foam trucker hat for people who appreciate a good time, questionable decisions and a little self-awareness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a structured fit, insulated foam crown and rear mesh panels, this retro troublemaker is ready for lake days, camping trips, road trips and whatever the hell happened last Saturday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're not judging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're just selling the hat. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWHY WE LOVE IT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHilarious Drunk A$$ graphic that requires absolutely no explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage-inspired retro trucker hat design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStructured fit that holds its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInsulated foam crown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRear mesh panels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for camping, lake days, road trips and casual outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes an excellent gift for THAT friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHonestly, it's less of a hat and more of a personality assessment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSTYLE TIPS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍻 \u003cspan\u003eTHE LAKE DAY UNIFORM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDenim shorts, a tank top, sunglasses and this hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd sunscreen, a cooler and at least one responsible adult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're assuming that last part isn't you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🤠 \u003cspan\u003eWESTERN WITH QUESTIONABLE INTENTIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDistressed jeans, cowboy boots and your favorite Jaded Pony graphic tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow on the Drunk A$$ Hat and let everyone know you're probably not the designated driver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease actually have a designated driver. 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