{"product_id":"grey-all-hat-sweater","title":"All Hat, No Cattle Gray Western Graphic Sweatshirt | XS–2XL","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eALL HAT. NO CATTLE. ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME. 🤠😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eListen, you don't have to own 500 acres, a herd of cows or even a functioning fence to appreciate a good cowboy hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHell, some of us can barely keep our houseplants alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cspan\u003eGray All Hat, No Cattle Western Sweatshirt\u003c\/span\u003e, featuring a lineup of cowboy hats with a little Western sass scripted underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's gray, she's easy to style, and she doesn't give a damn whether you've ever actually worked cattle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause looking like you own the ranch is considerably cheaper than actually owning one.\u003c\/span\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWHY WE LOVE IT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFun cowboy hat graphic with the saying \"All Hat, No Cattle.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVersatile gray color that goes with damn near everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex fit, true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in XS–2XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50% cotton and 50% polyester.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEasy Western style for both the ladies AND the fellas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd yes, you can wear it if you own cattle, too. We're not checking credentials at the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSTYLE TIPS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🤠 \u003cspan\u003eFOR THE COWGIRLS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with distressed jeans, cowboy boots and turquoise jewelry. Add a little front tuck if that's your thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll look like you have your shit together, even if you spent the morning chasing an escaped horse around the pasture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐆 \u003cspan\u003eLEOPARD IS STILL A NEUTRAL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow this sweatshirt on with our leopard-print jeans and black boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGray and leopard? 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