Zero F’s Given Raccoon Tee 🖕

If chaos had a mascot… this would be it 🦝☕️🖕
Our raccoon said it so you don’t have to.

Printed in-house at The Jaded Pony, this graphic features a raccoon posted up on a city curb, iced coffee in hand, and absolutely not dealing with today. It’s moody, it’s a little feral, and honestly… it feels personal 😂🔥

This one is printed on a Bella Canvas unisex heavyweight dyed tee in washed grey, giving you that lived-in, vintage feel with just the right amount of structure. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft but holds its shape—aka your new go-to tee when you want comfort and attitude.

Unisex fit means it’s made for whoever’s feeling a little unbothered today—guys, gals, and anyone running on caffeine and vibes 💁♀️💁♂️

Throw it on with denim, cutoffs, or layered under a flannel and let the raccoon do the talking. Around here, we don’t fake it—we wear it 😏