Buy Me Chickens Graphic Tee

This tee is a little sarcasm, a little truth, and a whole lot of rural humor. It’s a playful jab at the messiness of modern life — for folks who miss simpler times, straight answers, and common sense that doesn’t come with fine print.

Not preachy. Not polished. Just a knowing nod to how complicated things have gotten, especially in rural communities that feel the squeeze first.

Wear it for the laugh, the message, or both. Either way, it usually sparks a conversation.

Details

• Unisex fit

• Printed on BELLA+CANVAS

• 52/48 Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton/poly

• Soft, lightweight, and made for everyday wear

• Made in the USA

🚚 Ships direct from our source. Not available for in-store pickup.