Not My Pasture, Not My BS Tee

This tee says it so you don’t have to. Not My Pasture, Not My BS is direct-to-garment printed on a soft Heather tee with that lived-in feel from the first wear. Short sleeved, rounded neckline, and built for everyday wear — whether you’re working hard or minding your own business 👀🤍

Runs true to size with an easy unisex fit that doesn’t try to be anything it’s not. Due to inventory availability, shirts will be printed on either Next Level or Bella Canvas blanks — both known for comfort, quality, and durability.

Wear it. Mean it. Move along. 🤠